Welcome to the weird, strange but true stories from the stable of the 'word bank'.
PRIDE WILL MAKE YOU THE WRETCHED AND FETISH SOCIETAL DREG'S WIFE!
She was a very brilliant, pretty but arrogant lady in a secondary school. She always teased and mocked a very dirty, ugly-looking, fetish, short, unattractive and uneducated Artisan and manual labourer in her school. She thoroughly despised him and made no pretence about her open disdain for him. She calls him a 'low life', doesn't even see him as a Scallywag but a despicable scum of the earth in dire strait and an unimaginable deplorable condition. He knew of her mockery of him and decided to teach her a lesson in 'humility'. He blew the 'powder' of sexual fetishism over her ignorant face and that was it! He used 'Africa magic' on her and he became all she saw! Her emotional fate sealed forever! She showcased the unsellable cartel as her newly found love! She fought friends, folks and family over her 'unpalatable' marital choice and moved into his bosom without any further education!
Fast forward fifteen years later, she is one of the seven women who bore the 'herbalist without a shrine' eight children! She soaks poverty and mellows in lack! Any keen observer would marvel at the disparity in class, personality, serenity, elegance and social fibre of this 'couple'. She looked far better than the Jejune she ended up with. No one could fathom the meeting point of the pedestrian pole and our 'arrogant beauty'. They were not compatible one bit but it was a marriage made in the Shrine all the same! It was a classic tale of the Beauty and the beast! All entreaty to the 'remote control' husband proved abortive as he can't even remember where the padlock of perversion and inordinate affection locking her destiny was any longer! Stay humble and prayerful, lest you end up as the wretched herbalist's bride! This is Africa where not every leaf is a vegetable!
'Tosin Ayo,
(The 'word bank').
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